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Prevention is better than cure, prevention is better than cure, prevention is... [Apr. 22nd, 2006|10:09 pm]
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[mood |bitchysnarky]

People like you (ie, people who seem to be idiotic rather than uneducated) are just one of the many reasons birthcontrol was invented.

Please avoid polluting the gene pool by using real birthcontrol, because the pull-out method just wont cut it.
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Five Things I'd Say About You [Apr. 13th, 2006|05:56 pm]
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It's been a while since this comm was used, but I hope this is okay. I need to bitch somewhere where my regular f-list won't see.

For five people on my f-list (past and present):

1. I liked you better when you lived further away. Distance really does make the heart grow fonder in this situation.

2. Do not complain of OOC fic about a mature female character, and then write said character as a giggly girl in your story - even if she is an adult in a teen body. The word you are looking for is 'hypocrite'.

3. I'd bear you so much better if you squee'd less. Honestly? These days, all it takes is your squee to completely turn me off something.

4. You were nice until you became a BNF in a certain sci-fi fandom. Then you became one of the biggest snobs I've ever had the misfortune to once imagine was my friend.

5. In spite of your protests, I still think you sold me out in exchange for getting to hang out with the popular girlz.
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2005|06:15 pm]
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[mood |0 to Bitch in 0.5]

Dear patronisingfuckstick Sir,
Terribly sorry I called you on being an idiot.
This being the Internet however, you can expect to find people from other countries on it.

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Context darling, context. [Jul. 21st, 2005|10:39 pm]
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[mood |amusedhonest]
[music |news]

It's all about the context darling.

*points to picture*

This does not scream "Hindu religious icon", nor does it yodel "German medal of honor" to me.
I'm not going to get het up and whiney about the nazi symbolism, but I'm not going to say that it's not there
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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2005|09:30 am]
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[mood |bitchybitchy]

Found on a website on how to properly insert an IUD

Perform all steps
carefully and gently

ummm...how about a NO SHIT SHERLOCK! If you have to be TOLD to be gently, maybe you shouldn't be down there in the first place.
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Why do people do this? [Jun. 24th, 2005|06:52 am]
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[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Nickelback - Never Again]

I would greatly appreciate it if you would cease and desist from your attempt to write in an accent immediately, as it's making my eyes bleed. :|
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Heh, I'll give you a hint... [Mar. 31st, 2005|11:24 pm]
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[mood |frustratedfrustrated]
[music |The Cars - Drive]

If you've no wish to get hit by trains, I would suggest that you stop walking on train tracks.
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*headmeetsdesk* [Mar. 4th, 2005|11:03 pm]
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No, Michael, "Sales Projections" does not mean "Past Three Months Sales" ....ow.
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space cadet. [Mar. 4th, 2005|03:59 pm]
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[mood |cynicalcynical]
[music |The Cruxshadows - Deception]

You are not a puppet whose strings are pulled by the stars.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, and stop blaming your star-chart every single time you fuck-up.
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Why Isn't Stupidity Painful? [Feb. 23rd, 2005|03:24 am]
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You DO realise that touching a gemstone to help heal a broken bone is as effective as rubbing a carrot on your stomach to stop yourself feeling hungry, right?
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